59 Best Funny Punjabi Jokes, messages, Whatsapp Status

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Best Funny Punjabi Jokes

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda

Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di …

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ……..
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ……..
so chak glassy.pa peg….
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Jutti tang
. . .te . . . .
jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli …..
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne….

Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu,

rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan
<(“.”)>mummy!
) ) Breek Kangi
_/ /_ Deo.

Doha guttan te gulabi ful tange-tange,Asi GURDUARE jano nahio sange-sange,Langar ch bathian sanu tera khyal aa gya,Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ……
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asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

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